Wednesday, December 28, 2005

Comparison Of Breast Size




(This post is long shit ... do not say I did not warn you ..)

A year ... who cares how many are gone .. and ... ... ..

Oh yeah, one more year to be ... a year of sex , rum, dance, friends, coffee, and Machiavellian lust greedy! How many of you have done wrong?, How many have suffered because it was mean to you? How many given them the evil goat mad and went out partying weekly run?
How many did they became evil femme and perfidious and feverish? little girls that's not good nah, nah .. not healthy ... we must behave and be sanitas for when the amorsh, at this stage must make their anal and find balance in the weno, the bad, the ugly year ... for this one day bag is better and more profitable ... in every way ...
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Farandulera I want to my rescue, stuff that well because, I come to mind that I have, Daniela forget such as golf and its absolute denial that likes silver and paws pork? or out of mind little word "farm" or "vip" , and forget not married to kena bam bam, that after she case with the Chinese but the touch is descasar, breaking my illusions that love at first fever last forever, but bam bam wasted no time and married mine duck pond that was made with the Carlita Ochoa pololear previously was with the black pineapple is brother who wants to buy the currency on January 15th !!...
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strange little girls ... for example I started the year with and without Big blog and blog and not end up with Big ...
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atrocious ... to say the least ...
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That's the thing my goats, I wanted to do a walk new year with all of you have gone I do not know cartagua take melon v ino wake like a turtle on its back and fermenting the beach girl, playing with bottle disharasheras blog, "binge" to Half_complete ... laughing with nany or barwoman you want managing to mandrake and not another cahuin more ... ....
... there all lice cures like to finish dancing on the table ... but no, nah could not, there was no secret friend, no better companion or carafe with yuppie ... what if you have it New Year! And you have to reel all, because if New Year's Eve dance "the comb" 've got a year full reel, sex and rock and roll!
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Balance In this post I want to thank for the patience to my first ex-wife with whom I lasted 7 years and today is my good friend, because she is the one that encourages me to update this shit Blog, my friends from "family" , Vito, his Mrs, Sony and Freddo without them my return to Santiago had been a real shit, are very supportive and love you, too Women of my first ex-wife by "adopt" and loving ... My family for the unconditional love and Big not imagine that without knowing made me a better woman.
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And of course as it would not take advantage and grab them with kisses and hugs to all the juicy cyberlectoras (including violet and my daughter) to come, read and juicy, in the end this blog is just that ... fragments of a mind clown who enjoys to read aloud and was pleased to learn that someone else out laughing.
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they pass incredible and care for me !!...
BONNUS Track: reggeatonnnnnnnnnn to be over ..

Wednesday, December 21, 2005

Wedding Sparklers Sayings

Balance

Hello
lolas lolas and not so hot ... and Fiolent droppings, frigid and rigid ... as I stomp the midweek??
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Ahhh if I told them, it turns out, today I'm here giving you the mental boneless not because I want at all, let alone rather than in-voluntarily ... because if not my first ex-wife because I Webe update my blog, it's my "little loving" companion coffee contertuliano that haunts me the lazy blogger ... but understand me mija ( if Nah, you say your bit cake), my mom is in town and more than Webe pidigueño pendejo no teeth and although my family we have a deal "consumption" for Christmas, I have missed that silly to do this week so I like had to suck the Falabella enter, listen to reggaeton Christmas and hit 300 people so that they release the towel that my mother wanted ... so here I am blogging ... Maccabean weaitas writing smelling reindeer. ...
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As no new year without fireworks or Easter without Fiddleheads, I must say I was on Saturday by lying femme anniversary (which was "entertaining" to say the least) and never gave me a box with easter bread and monkey tail "proposed" before, giving the end of the year on business or .. is minimal, though I annihilated my poor liver in that sucucho of lechery burning, I gave her nights of baby steps into the ring dancers dance ... I deserved the cardboard box that says "congratulations " ..
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joke, the box is true, I have never worked in a company that, (all I hope never to do it not) but I must admit that throughout this week I've seen people on the streets and subways all stuck together with these boxes on their backs and if I am a "lesbian bad" because I felt some envy for having such a life as stable, between heat foul and after each day putian as Pedro de Valdivia who have miles and miles of sea and decent weather took his horse and came to the one big hole in this country condemn us all to heat cagarnos forever, I concluded that a stable working life that little box is recognized by end of year Weon, than medals, yellow pencil or employee of the month picture is that box that takes and says to you, me and the trash you have a normal working life and you're in the "chili ment work system " you might wonder what this has to do with my blog? as absolutely NOTHING NOTHING thought only I remembered my morning and put it here, in the end I can write whatever you want on this page that'll engage any day for sex

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By the way do actually exist any lesbian who can come up with the extreme picantería of stalking the beast vip? Because if there is one and the know please throw him a spit on my part ...
scratches (what would that be refined taste because ?...)
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spicy "but does this ???...... worse than a blog decadent, juicy ...
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BONNUS Track: Merry Christmas little girls ... they "touch" all !!....
EXTRA: If you want this poster vulcanization, calls the program the lola pa farandulin you sign it ...

Tuesday, December 13, 2005

U Haul Cargo Van Actual Dimensions

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Press Release

contertulianas dear virtual Yesterday went to this little bar that smells cyber Pipeño and bread for Easter Mr. Big, had piola past but he did post and leave a "little love" comment now has me climbing up the Christmas of my posters ... goats disharasheras
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I had not written about this, but I have asked for explanation as much respect for my electorate juicy and copuchento avid celebrity lesbian'll dedicate a few lines to lessen the boredom caloric today, the summary is as follows;
...... Mr Big, as know, is the eternal and stormy love Carrie Bradshaw dragging for a long time, Carrie is the star of sex on the city and because of the chilling similarity of fantasy television my absurd reality, my love life obviously has his own Mr.Big, (she is a woman clearly and behaves almost the same in terms of de-commitment, infidelity and several other situations) and if ladies, my ex came , read and said, breaking "certain harmony" of the blogger last time, well I just have to clarify that although it's nice to read "my wife is not available" me at this present I'm his wife .. and you know why? because I have no partner .... chin chin ... in any case as I know my Mr. Big, well that did it for love.
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That's all my boobs, now there juicy issues more important matters, such as the growing romance Dorian Gay and Nany! Two brilliant exponents of the juice ... (I'm thinking let the blog to them when I go on vacation)
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Will Taking Maalox Produce A Black Stool?

presidential Insomnia ...

If I write a post at this time is because I am very, very angry , this must be the only country in the world where someone takes a choice 25% of the vote and held with hats, Challa, serpentine, and trumpet, gives speeches and put more up to offer government posts wea ... What happens in this country?? that is, it was a joke right? Something like fools day in advance, because even a mucus Mekano beside this electoral circus is that it really do not understand, Why this man holds quote if pulled out a room votes? more above asked how much money spent on his campaign and says very loose slit that is in the legal campaign spending limit, which certainly does not pass the 6 or $ 7 million ! "Did you read? Do you know how much money is this bitch? Does anyone care? So if you do not mind I do not care, but I do care what nobody cares.
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If, on the shit I'm upset, now I'm not funny because it's 5 and 35 in the morning and I'm to vary could not sleep, I say 50 turns in bed, I woke up and I changed his pajamas because I thought it was the heat, I knew 30 laps but nothing more, check the sheets to confirm that they were well drawn and were spotless, so the culprit piturriento all this insomnia should be pillow, grabbed her, the crushed, I gave him furious blows to soften it, the ball did the fluff but nothing worked for me, I remembered that before the TV sold for anatomical pillow not let you or snoring, worth as $ 14,990 and were to leave the house "no longer sell it?
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you be on that TV show traveling Gonzalo Cáceres spent at Channel Five where everything is mule and there are things that once were famous when nobody bought online and bought a cleaning fluid and knives Peel potatoes aerodynamic phone ? Will there be a pillow that shit? Will indeed be the pillow that keeps me awake or sadly I accept that I am a mine sick of mind and my mother as I did was all the time with eyes open? , or reflection, should suddenly pull out my notebook from under the pillow so when I think I can not think and I bite their fingers to write, has no more entertaining temptation to sleep? ... Because wire victory lap got me straight thumb, is all for what? To stay in those infomercials of terror " reduces fat fat" and "abdominacer easy" ... ...
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uyyy goat I went down nostalgia, I miss my life without cable TV when my late night television was "tony little", "line joker" and the pseudo eroticon hello heart ".... " call now and find your ideal match" ...
... Of course, now as no one wants to couple all the phones are for -manfinflones heaters ...
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ahhhhh well I think this one honestly perpetual insomnia will hold me and therefore I will die ...
writing weas good morning my boobs ...
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BONNUS track: This Saturday is the anniversary of my ex well weighted femme ... give away your Easter bread with her femme Fiddleheads by BNK? ...
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Pd: si head, I know you hate me for this post .. but if you do not fight for women pa `we're going to fight for this pauper!

Thursday, December 8, 2005

How To Cancel La Fitness Membership

dating ... Cravings


I'm a little loose the blog, I admit, but my mom goes on a visit to this city of shit and hence I have a little "up" then; "we're going to buy this" , "daughter Lysoform you over the anti-bacterial" , "daughter you will not see your sponsor so that today we will take eleven with her " , And bla bla bla, then between my godmother, supermarket and shopping feed, "I have 28 years and a worrisome mastitis" because I tell all that good, and of course my mom is amazing, regardless of make me wonder 5 times the same and I insist that please I fell in love again and just have fun, she takes care of "ordain" a little life that honestly since I left the beach I removed my last relationship and everything else goes quite a bit disorganized for shit, and if webeenme by sucker because I happy.
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mastitis something does not hook up and that is to see my friends and go "airearme your while" , for example last night I had an appointment very snob with a straight woman (local jajaj hetero and snobbish, the wea ridiculous) and if my boobs, it sounds ridiculous hartooo told, but it is not live, because you really have a good time with this woman, in fact we have gone about 6 times and my first ex-wife asks me that I eat and others to dance with a heterosexual ? and easy, with it there is no such "physical and sexual tension" there when you go on a date with a girl you know you could if exist, ie "I'm so afraid of having women who agreed to a blind date at the time, with a heterosexual? Or is my subconscious hurt and rolled foully this act and I said .. "if pajarona, is better with a straight because they do not have to spend anything .. and not have to like or your liking , then you flow and everything is incredibly simple and entertaining, they also say that heterosexuals are "block that ads" on my system -hydroponic-lewd sexual because they are incredibly beautiful but I do not like because I believe that over the years develops a certain female neurodirigido blocking skills.
you know? I'm tuning a conclusion that many are not going to appear, but two of the most entertaining blind dates I've had in my life have been with heterosexual women do not ask me because they wanted to know me .. (Must be my calling impulsive clown, or for the same reasons that I agreed), but the fact is that the two events there was no overt intention of conquest simple, basic and physical, were quotes "mind" where you can connect with a woman at a very higher and deeper by the fact not implied physical and sexual theme-carnal-calenturriento as first intention, then I think : Will connect beyond the physical with a woman I slowly returns to the beginning of my choice ? Or is it just that I'm really sick of meeting a girl and 5 minutes to realize it has more of a connection to my past friendly or that is in the midst of this "encontrones body list body " with or know someone who I place?, when did this happen? Where was I when I met them all? Santa Ahhhhh my cap, so many questions for something as simple as that "the lesbi-global-village" is already happening ...


BONNUS Track: To my friends vultures that when I take my Mom to taxi to femme to naturally see where she wears the liver that makes me say me tenderly "stepdaughter" Fuck you .... because on this visit NO think the lead, Ninis my mother is married and the last time you went about frightening! okkkk??
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certainly was definitely a bad idea to leave the Ron ...

Saturday, December 3, 2005

How To Make A Flower For Your Ear

of fulminant



Today I woke up after sleeping NO, with a craving for soda fountain stormy, sip on the side of my brain responsible for feed an incredible steak avocado in bread well toasted well but right next to the delicacy of middle-class food Gods my coca cola inevitable the brink of extreme glaciation, ohhh yeah, the thought of it hallucinate and drooling if my ex had awakened by my side and I have told the details of my extreme salivation I had raised eyebrows and impish face wanting to be "dad" had asked me if I was pregnant, because of course, cravings scare women sexually active, but I, the virginizandose lesbian sexual lifeless this I can not be pregnant much less frightened, but seemed ultra , so I called my ex first woman to tell her out of bed, I had not slept and I had to accompany the "German origin or" the devil " urgent, but very tearful attack was with colon and no more ... Former No. 1 rejected by nervous ... what could I do? "Call my ex-wife number 2 °? If it was feasible but could not accompany me if I wanted, is across the ocean eating gnocchi, so ex n ° 2 dismissed for reasons of planetary location, I was still the former No 3 but went straight from one day to another and not have anything against lesbians get up one morning with the chip changed , what happens is that when we talk I can not help but think if that sticks, a former No. 3 rejected by possible infection, the minutes passed and the avocado and came to my nervous system so I will leaving only one in my countdown the famous steak, my almost ex No 4 " the devil" , " industrial pastelazo" , my maker "bad times personal" and she to Mr Big * I'll probably answer one of four phones and ask me how many months I have because it would of told that the bus guilty of this craving is withering unquestionably it, then I laugh, it my heart stop for a few seconds before getting in line to go to eat the steak mented would cut the phone, because if I have learned this past year is that people are inevitably always going to hurt and my "past sexual and emotional charming" my "factory polished horns" never change.
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BONNUS Track: might wonder why not call some of her friends to eat his piece of meat with avocado? Simple cyberlectoras faithful, porque mis amigas hoy están en otra , andan de paseo en la lesbi-long-party del arrayán y yo como no quise ir porque hoy es mi noche de karaoke estoy aquí escribiendo weas...
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*Mr Big para quienes NO saben, es el condenado weon con rechazo al compromiso y fatales conductas que atormenta a Carrie Bradshaw en "Sex on the City" ...otra puta coincidencia...
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T.R.E.S: Finalmente fui al super a comprar carne, pan de molde, palta and coke ... will ride a soda fountain in my room before my Super TV, tipping me alone and eat until they had become turned turtle ... Chait
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Thursday, December 1, 2005

Flour Baby Project Ideas

Copuchenta of birth and what? Jo Jo JO

"le" I have heat goats not imagine it! this city really sucks and find shade makes a mockery of the mind and body thermostat for even the shadow is HOT ... and speaking of hot ... I've been reading and re-reading the comments of our acid and persevering cyberlectoras and found that they are FREE advertising fiestecilla at a post that name somewhere before, then as my legal representative is the mafia me INCITE delicately RECEIVABLE these "small" details "business and entertainment lesbian" , thinks about this subject, then in an act unprecedented in me tightly to handle my neuron roasted and I got to thinking ... Why be selfish with the girls? Why if I already LEARNED details of so-called top fiestecilla this Saturday not Comments? and know more?? I'll do because it is not fair that lesbians in this country continue BORED each week attending the same place and listen to the same wea, and was good to do things "special" different parties and as I hope at least a couple kicked in the head with "sapa" , I put them where they can get information fiestilla of a total ... "reader copuchenta " put him first and I learned what the copy-paste and get going! total wea ... the blog is still mine ... and we should not be selfish! .
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BONNUS track: As things seem to say "we" will have pool, crest, food the gut pa restless, great music .. y. .. cute girls what more can you ask a Saturday??
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When: This Saturday 3 Dec.
Where: Ask for your (in the previous post I put a lola)
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ps: to see if now Web-IO stop me wondering where the fuck get tickets (as I had flat)
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pd2: so bad it makes me wake up early ...
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PD3: If the organization the event is upset about the leak of information I care much success in any case as I am Miss accepted that claim before the close of the regular edition of Electronic ... Pasquin
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I foul-mouthed? ever! .. with you?
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