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Today I woke up after sleeping NO, with a craving for soda fountain stormy, sip on the side of my brain responsible for feed an incredible steak avocado in bread well toasted well but right next to the delicacy of middle-class food Gods my coca cola inevitable the brink of extreme glaciation, ohhh yeah, the thought of it hallucinate and drooling if my ex had awakened by my side and I have told the details of my extreme salivation I had raised eyebrows and impish face wanting to be "dad" had asked me if I was pregnant, because of course, cravings scare women sexually active, but I, the virginizandose lesbian sexual lifeless this I can not be pregnant much less frightened, but seemed ultra , so I called my ex first woman to tell her out of bed, I had not slept and I had to accompany the "German origin or" the devil " urgent, but very tearful attack was with colon and no more ... Former No. 1 rejected by nervous ... what could I do? "Call my ex-wife number 2 °? If it was feasible but could not accompany me if I wanted, is across the ocean eating gnocchi, so ex n ° 2 dismissed for reasons of planetary location, I was still the former No 3 but went straight from one day to another and not have anything against lesbians get up one morning with the chip changed , what happens is that when we talk I can not help but think if that sticks, a former No. 3 rejected by possible infection, the minutes passed and the avocado and came to my nervous system so I will leaving only one in my countdown the famous steak, my almost ex No 4 " the devil" , " industrial pastelazo" , my maker "bad times personal" and she to Mr Big * I'll probably answer one of four phones and ask me how many months I have because it would of told that the bus guilty of this craving is withering unquestionably it, then I laugh, it my heart stop for a few seconds before getting in line to go to eat the steak mented would cut the phone, because if I have learned this past year is that people are inevitably always going to hurt and my "past sexual and emotional charming" my "factory polished horns" never change.

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BONNUS Track: might wonder why not call some of her friends to eat his piece of meat with avocado? Simple cyberlectoras faithful, porque mis amigas hoy están en otra , andan de paseo en la lesbi-long-party del arrayán y yo como no quise ir porque hoy es mi noche de karaoke estoy aquí escribiendo weas...

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*Mr Big para quienes NO saben, es el condenado weon con rechazo al compromiso y fatales conductas que atormenta a Carrie Bradshaw en "Sex on the City" ...otra puta coincidencia...

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T.R.E.S: Finalmente fui al super a comprar carne, pan de molde, palta and coke ... will ride a soda fountain in my room before my Super TV, tipping me alone and eat until they had become turned turtle ... Chait

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